I Swear To Shake It Up.

My dearest alter ego, I am currently feasting upon the translucent white (aka CLEAR) flesh of a longan fruit. We Viets of the So Viet Union…
monixdystopia
monixdystopia Jan 26, 2009
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monixdystopia
  • What the pho, TX, US
  • 18 Female, Scorpio
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  • Member Since: 2009-01-16
  • Relationship Status: single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: High School
  • Occupation: Funkyfabulous Asian.

About Me:

I'm a Scorpio and some descriptions match me so well it's scary. Let's see if we're compatible ;) I don't really care for long walks on the beach. I love nothing more than neon colours and deep jewel tones. And black and white together. I love looking at photography. I want to dye my hair purple. I have strict asian parents. The only detention I've ever received was for saying "you suck". I believe that gay marriage should be legalised. I'm not a vegetarian but I love animals. I'm vain. I'm envious. I'm gluttonous. Etcetera. I want people to respect me and think I'm some-what intelligent. I'm an A student. In the time-honoured stereotype of an A student who's in band, I'm a total dork. I don't think I'm ugly but I don't think I'm beautiful. I think I'm rather plain. Maybe some day...

Monika Dystopia is a Vietnamese creature reeking of the 7 sins and bloated with never-ending PMS. She devours pop and rock music. She likes attention because who wants to be ignored? She is very open and blunt, proudly declaring to the world that she needs to urinate or she is menstruating. She dreams of one day terrorizing the streets of England, kicking the kangaroos of Australia, or walking in Germany. For now, she settles for eating dried squid in America, wasting away her life procrastinating and bitching. She's about as religious as Lord Asriel and she likes blogging because for once, it makes her feel important and she likes that. Armed with a flute and a mug of apple juice, she is ready to take on the world..........and everything in between.

Interests:

Nature photography, Cloudscape photography, Glamour/Fashion photography, Agnostic/Atheist people, Deviantart, Myspace/Facebook, fashion-y crap, Asian, smilies 8D, dorks, nerds, geeks, yay, alphabetical order, neon colours, blogging, Vietnamese, Canada, England, music, flute playing, procrastinating, eating way too much junk, etc.

Favorite Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, 3OH!3, AFI, Alexisonfire, All Time Low, Blue October, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Brokencyde, Bullet for My Valentine, Cobra Starship, Cute is What We Aim For, Dance Gavin Dance, Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip, Dir en Gray, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Egypt Central, Escape the Fat, Evanescence, Framing Hanley, Groove Coverage, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, Hey Monday, Hollywood Undead, Jeffree Star, Katy Perry, Lesley Roy, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Meg & Dia, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, PlayRadioPlay!, Rage Against the Machine, Saosin, Secondhand Serenade, Sick Puppies, Skillet, Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, The Academy Is, The Devil Wears Prada, The Hush Sound, The Medic Droid, The Secret Handshake, The Ting Tings, the Veronicas, Three Days Grace, Tokio Hotel, Tokyo Police Club, Utada Hikaru, We The Kings, etc.

Favorite Movies:

Speak, Mean Girls, the Golden Compass, other stuff I don't remember.

Favorite TV Shows:

ANTM, Pokemon (from misty to may), Yugioh (original), Digimon, don't watch TV anymore.

Favorite Books:

A Great and Terribly Beauty trilogy, Cut, Dragon Rider, Eragon, Flowers for Algernon, Inkheart/spell, Just Listen, Gathering Blue, The Giver, The Golden Compass, Gossamer, Guardians of Ga'Hoole series, The Miracle Worker, Peeps, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Serious Kiss, Song of the Sparrow, So Yesterday, The Thief Lord, This Lullaby, Uglies trilogy, Warrirs series, other.